Life Is Great...

the end!

Sun, 28 Dec 2003 04:11:34 GMT

BAH!

livejournal sucks. well, other people's journal's suck. it's just self indulgent boring trype. just like mine.

so im deleting this journal tomorrow. im making a new one. so if you don't find yourself added, don't take it personally! im just gonna make it friend's only. and i'll try not to make it a journal where i post what i got for xmas or how that cute boy on the bus won't ask me out or how homework totally sux0rs.

anyways. you all know livejournal's crap. and it's sad that's it's nothing but some sort of popularity contest where the person with the most friends or posts is the best. sorry for all the times i never posted in your journals! you're not terrible, just uninteresting. SNAP! just kidding. relax. guy.

i'll send for my things...

pull up an ice block, and lend me your ear...

Wed, 24 Dec 2003 22:02:39 GMT

woohoo! i get some presents today. it's gonna rules. RULES!

one year ago today i broke up with a girl named pam. and it was one of the worst things ever. i swore it ruined christmas for me forever. boy was i an idiot! this christmas is gonna be one of the best! and im spending it with my lovely wife! woo hoo!!!

what's everyone's plan for christmas?

today i go to my relatives and spend time with people i haven't seen in a long time. im bringing over my ps2 and im gonna kick all the little kid's asses and ruin their night by taunting them until my throat becomes sore.

then on christmas day im going over to adie's parents and having dinner with thems. and then back to our place to spend christmas together. all i want are my new shoes, really. chucks SUCK for winter.

anyways, merry christmas or whatever. i gotta go shower.

Tue, 16 Dec 2003 21:55:50 GMT

don't click on this link if you're neither a nerd nor bored.

sims online + game sprite prostitution = hilarious

20 keys?

Fri, 12 Dec 2003 06:15:06 GMT

so im going into work tomorrow morning expecting to get fired. if that guy complains, i know i will. it's all on tape. if i do get fired, it wouldn't be too bad. i can still use ryan as a reference seeing as how he too no longer works for them.

im also thinking of going back to school. im actually thinking of taking piping trades and learning to become a plumber or some other filthy slob job. in order to do that, i have two options:
1) keep living here, get another student loan, and work part time at my job (if i still do have one). some of the loan may help with bills and such.
or
2) move back home, let my parents pay for my loan, quit my job and study hard.

right now, option 2 sounds the best. i wouldn't have to worry about money at all. only downside is that i won't have my own place anymore. and i'll be far from a lot of things. and i'll be living with the parental units. but living on my own now for the past 6 months or so, i have gone absolutely nowhere and feel very very unsatisfied with what im doing with my life. if i don't get some sort of education, im gonna be doing what im doing right now for the rest of my life. and this is NOT what i want to do forever.

in other news, i forgot how hilarious the movie scarface is. especially the censored version: "how did you get that scar on your face? from eatin' pineapple's?" "how do you get a scar like this from eating pineapples?" i almost bought the special money clip edition of that dvd the other day in music trader. i had it in my hands, and literally stood there for 15-20 minutes staring at it. and it was only 62.99! it was 80.00 a few months ago. but i resisted and settled for the regular 2disc one. i also went to walmart to fill out an application. i was jumped by a karlie on her lunch break. scared the crap out of me. but it was nice to see her again.

saturday i get to hang out with my filipino homeboys again. hopefully i can get prince of persia on my comp. and maybe ron can install max payne 2 again. i wonder if he has vice city. after watching scarface i really wanna play that game.

but now i gotta get some sleep for my big day tomorrow. will i get sacked? stay tuned!!

Thu, 11 Dec 2003 06:22:28 GMT

happy birthday, adrienne! randy love ya long time!!!!!!

ssssssss

Wed, 10 Dec 2003 19:40:33 GMT

so off i go to find a new job today. last night i got into yet another fight with a customer. it was brutal. i can't work at the cellar anymore. it's made me become lazy. i have lost the desire to do anything and it has made me extremely bitter towards the face of humanity. so in order to make me sane once more, i must get a new job. preferably one that doesn't have anything to do with customer service.

im heading over to walmart, zellers, sears, saan, etc. to see if i can get a job as a stock boy. argh. stock boy. but whatever.

and today im gonna do some artwork stuff. i've neglected it for waaaaaaaaaaaaay too long. maybe work on some crap for the next issue of milo whenever that is.

and maybe start working on my website again. we got a new domain so im gonna hook it up on that soon.

seriously, fellahs, i gotta have more COWbell.

Sat, 06 Dec 2003 05:21:48 GMT

yeah. im listening to old mp3s of chupacabra. i forgot how good this band was. lately i've found myself not enjoying the 'harder corer' music out there. i think im getting too old for it. i no longer have the desire to go to shows either. for the past year or so, the main reason i would go was to meet friends. i see that damage deposit is playing on sunday. i would go to that one, though. however i close the store that night. so nevermind.

i think i've spent more on presents this year more than anytime ever. funny thing is, it's all for adie, pretty much. yesterday i bought myself a santa spawn figure. it'll be my very own personal christmas ornament. we got the christmas tree up. adie kept it simple. i prefered it to be ridiculously tacky and bright, but this'll do for now. maybe next year? we'll buy gigantic elves and santas to put on the lawn. and all the santas will be of the black kind.

im also planning on working xmas eve and xmas day. it's triple nipple overtime! so that will truly be sex ass. i heard minimum wage is going up in april, so hopefully, they'll raise my amount .25 like they did the minimum. i got to get paid. made. laid.

i've gotten into more fights with customers at work again. but at least they're funny times and i usually come on top burning them like a giant blunt, niggah. (?what?) i dunno how long this will go on until it finally loses it's charm. but boy do we have a lot of assholes that live in the neighborhood. at least they don't jerkoff in the porn room, right? right.

i made adie cry last night by making her orgasm like a mother fucker. maybe the sex sucked and she lied to me, but nevertheless, it was good. and you're all jealous. cuz i got a hot nekkid girlfriend. who i have sex with. too much? i 'll stop.

im wearing adie's boobs like earmuffs right now.

oh right. i forgot. i'll stop.

i bought a 12 pack of dr.smooth the other day. i think it's better than dr.pepper.

this is getting thin. i'll stop entirely.

i got more chips than a vending machine.

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 14:36:59 GMT

anyone know of a place that's hiring right now? particularily a place that doesn't have me working wacky closing shifts til 2:30am? im so sick of this stupid shift work crap. i am unbelievably tired. i got less than five hours of sleep at my parent's last night. and now i gotta go to work in 15 minutes. im barely awake. and the week after next all my shifts are closings! FOCK.

tj came by work last night. he was surprised to see me back at the cellar. he hasn't had a job since he quit, but he drove to bc with his girlfriend for a few months. i wish i could be unemployed and have money. wah wah wah.

and now i gotta go work for the man. this is now day 5 of 7 days in a row of work. wish me luck.

ps. i miss adrienne!!!!!!!

20TH ANNIVERSARY OPTIMUS PRIME!!! HOLY SHIT!!!

Thu, 27 Nov 2003 19:39:54 GMT

OH

MY

GOD!!!

12 FUCKING INCHES TALL!!!
REMOVABLE MATRIX!!!
GUN MODE MEGATRON THAT TURNS INTO G1 MEGATRON!!!
WRIST COMMUNICATION SCREENS ON BOTH WRISTS!!!
AN ASS LOAD OF ARTICULATION!!!
LIGHT UP CHEST!!!

ME=HORNY

quickies!

Mon, 24 Nov 2003 08:22:18 GMT

-ashley! we still hanging out today? lemme know!

-im back working at st.mary's now. quite depressing.

-tonight i watched the transformers movie with adie. i don't think she got it. she's such a girl :P

-my dad is gone to the phillippines. asshole. he won't be back until dec.30. this'll be the first christmas i won't share with both my parents. it makes me quite sad.

-i had a boil (sp?) on my ass. but my mom gave me expensive cream for it. and now it's gone. yeah.

-this post will self-destruct as soon as i get up in the morning and delete it and re write it. im just too tired right now.

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 14:21:04 GMT

worst sleep ever.

woken up in th emiddle of night from loudest snoring in edver heard.

slept on couch but kept being awoken by loud traffic

and now i woke up with my back doing weird spazzes

i am so fucking ired

but supposedly im supposed to be resposible and still go to work even with a back that's gonna explode. cuz that's what adults do, apparently.

oh what i'd give to be fiev agein and the only resopnsiblity i woudl have is to have half my melted gi joes fight optims prim and friends.

this is so unruley

insert offensive racial stereotype-slur

Fri, 14 Nov 2003 04:22:48 GMT

some drunk/high person jerked off in the porn room at work today. there was cum all over the porn covers.

he then proceeded to steal a bag of chips.

i really really really hate my job sometimes...

Thu, 13 Nov 2003 00:19:01 GMT

i just realized that one of my comic book idols, nick o'teen, has finally come out from the rock that he's been hiding under for years and made a new comic!

if you wanna check out his new stuff, click here.

his old stuff is found here.

and now, puppies!

pasta.

Sat, 08 Nov 2003 17:45:26 GMT

oh yeah

in case you didn't know yet, the girl who lives downstairs from us is getting evicted and she leaves at the end of this month. so...

if anyone is planning on moving out, the place is up for grabs. rent is $350 a month. and i think that includes utilities. you also get a washer and dryer to use and you get to live below me and adrienne!

so yeah. if anyone is interested let us know.

grade 7 lyrics

Fri, 07 Nov 2003 14:50:06 GMT

-me and adie went to bed around 9pm just to warm up from the cold and stuff. but we ended up sleeping for 10 hours!! well, i did anyways, she got up like at 3 or something. and went back to bed. jesus. i guess i was really tired.

-i was talking to pam earlier and she just informed me that jade and paolo broke up! a bit of a shocker, cuz i was sure those two would get married and such. i wonder what happened? speaking of jade...

-does anyone remember my old phonenumber from when i used to live with her? i think it's a good time to give her a call maybe...

-today i go see the new matrix movie with ron and vid. should be good times yet again. im just looking forward to buying me another orange julius at the mall. i swear that the white powder they put in there isn't to make the drink frothy. it's cocaine. i know it is.

-bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech my mouth is soooo not good right now. i must brush it.

i hate frozen toilet seats in the morning

Sun, 02 Nov 2003 14:21:11 GMT

All aboard the sleepy train

to visit Mother Goose.

Randy's stop is Snoozyland

to rest his sweet caboose...

gOOOOOUUUUULEEEET!

Fri, 31 Oct 2003 05:52:12 GMT

so i have been promoted to assitant manager at the video cellar.

no, im kidding. but i did get a $0.50 raise. im FUCKING with the real money now, you cocksucking faggots! sorry. that was quite the homophobic thing to say.

and because a certain someone says that my posts have been boring because i never mention said person:

i love my girlfriend adrienne.
she makes me laugh like nobody can
she bakes yummy foods
and is a demon in the sack
when she looks and smiles at me,
i get an enormous erection
not cuz im horny, necessarily
but because im happy
(so i tell her)
i can fart in front of adrienne
and she can fart in front of me
she can fart on me too
im so lucky that she's the last thing i see at night
and the first thing i see when i wake up
i want to marry adrienne jean
and if not that, grow really old and pruny
covered in liver spots
until we both die
farting in each others arms

kay, that's it. you'll never hear anything more cheezy coming from me ever again. now go on. go. go. go. go go power raaaangeeers...

OH! Mikey!

Wed, 29 Oct 2003 18:03:30 GMT

wow. just wow

snorts

Wed, 29 Oct 2003 00:11:28 GMT

an update? holy shit! here's whats up.

-im still working at the cellar. im getting used to it which is scary. ive been getting a lot of early hours so that's really cool. the day goes by way faster that way. today the hulk came out and of course it was all rented. i feel sorry for them. they'll come back and return that movie and be a little stupider than they were when they came in.

-i made over 70 bags of popcorn today.

-i recently visited the planet of sound again. they suckered me into buying a special edition dvd version of texas chainsaw massacre. it was quite nice. it was the meat package edition. and it looks like packaged meat from a deli. pretty slick. they also had that deluxe special edition scarface dvd. the one that looks like a briefcase and comes with a sweet money clip. but it was over 80 dollars. i also bought the hide your daughters album there. i was surprised to see that. and is it just me, or does the guy from jet set satellite have a pretty face (he works there. hilarious)?

-speaking of splurging on unecessary items, me and adrienne sat down a few days ago and discussed the future of our bills. so it looks like that scarface money clip will have to wait a bit longer. and we're cancelling our tv cable. i know, im scared, but seeing as how they're usually isn't anything on that thing, we'll be able to deal.

-i made an appointment yesterday for a check up at soul survivors. my lip ring looks infected, and my septum doesn't seem to be doing too well either. sometimes it emits a weird smell. gross. i think it happened when i punched myslef in the nose while i was sleeping one night. but yeah. i hope it's all good. maybe if i rub cocaine on it, it'll go away. yes, yes...

-this weather is horrible. i know it's been said a million times, but jesus... my car will not work if it gets colder out. and it will SUCK if i have to start taking the bus to work. damn you watt st.

-im still looking for a job. so if anyone has anything on the horizon for me, let me know. wow. that was desperate.

anyways, i smell like crap and popcorn. so im gonna shower and scrape this thick layer of popcorn oil off my body. thanks for reading

screw popcorn. hello marshmallow strawberries.

Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:34:59 GMT

why doesn't waking up at 8am to go to work for seven and a half hours and get paid for it not appeal to me? i just wanna get back in bed with you where it's warm.

not much has happened. but im okay. thank ya'll for wondering.

i ate a whole bag of marshmallow strawberries and sang along to cindy lauper at work yesterday. i think im officially gay.

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 17:11:22 GMT

move your big toe.

Sat, 11 Oct 2003 05:34:29 GMT

everyone go see KILL BILL. wow. just wow.

in other news.

-i came home from work yesterday and found adie made me a nice pasta dinner! she rules. and that's was good too cuz i hadn't eaten all day. and the baugettes she made were fantastic. she's apparently gonna make me cookies tomorrow. holy god i struck gold baby. GOLD. :P

-watch KILL BILL

-two nights ago at work, i had a customer who bought smokes from me and ended up having a seizure. it was quite scary. i told jay to call the ambulance. i didn't know what else to do. so i sorta yelled out at some of the customers for help, and luckily one of them has a sister who is epileptic, so she knew what to do. the guy started to turn purple. it was crazy. he was spitting out blood and puke. luckily, it didn't take very long for the ambulance to get there. the guy's fine now. but yeah. only at the cellar...

-anyone try the fanta slurpees yet? im trying to identify what candy this slurpee tastes like...

-KILL BILL

-i saw the WORST movie EVER yesterday. it was a movie called THE HULK. i don't know if anyone ever heard of this debaucle of a film. UGH!!! almost as bad as blair witch 2 and house of 1000 corpses. good thing it was the dvd screener, so i got to watch it for free. but even then, it was quite the price to pay. it kinda angers me to know that soooooooo much money goes into these SHITTY movies, and none of it gets spent on useful things. i'd rather they spent the money on invisible traffic lights than make that piece of turd film. invisible traffic lights? ugh...

-speaking of movies. go see KILL BILL. my god. my god.

Fri, 10 Oct 2003 22:28:15 GMT

UGH>

goddamn fucking SHIT!

i came home and noticed that our backdoor was open. so i was like what the fuck? i went in and noticed someone was talking to amy downstairs very angrily. im pretty sure it's her (ex?)boyfriend.

and now they're having a HUGE fucking fight , and they're throwing shit. they're both SCREAMING at each other and making the loudest fucking noise i have ever heard. and this isn't the first time...

what the fuck do we do?? any suggestions? and now im afraid of walking out the door in case i bump into them and get caught in the middle of it.

ps. adrienne, im going to the movies tonight with ron. i completely forgot that we made plans for today. but i told him im really tired, and i work tomorrow, so i won't be out too late. i'll prolly be home at around 10/11. yayayaya

hello

Tue, 30 Sep 2003 17:01:42 GMT

hooeck....... hOOOOOOOeck..... HAAAAAAAACK.... BLAAAAAARGGGGH....

-yeah. so i haven't posted in like a week. but at the risk of me being unpopular, i'll just go along with the crowd and care about whether or not people post in my journal. not that im bitter or anything.

-you know that smell you get from when you get sick? i woke up this morning like that. i think i am now officially sick. i've been sick for a good week or so, but it was sorta border lining on just having a stuffy nose and actually having a fever. i have a fever, and the only prescription is more "jedi knights: jedi academy" on my computer...

-did anyone else forget about homestarrunner.com?

-i don't want to go to work today. i have to work with this one douche who seems to not like me. i wish my coworkers would have the same tastes in movies i did, so i wouldn't have to watch shit like fast and the furious or blue crush. but hey, at least i get to rent porn today. or something

-i had a dream this morning that i was a ghostbuster. and i used my jedi senses to sense ghosts in dirty basements. im such a geek. but then i was awoken by adie's mom's voice in the kitchen. which was hella nerve-racking seeing as how i was in adie's bedroom sleeping...

-argh. my nose is so goddamn raw from blowing it every five seconds...

-i got to hang out with my asian friends, vidwin and ron a few days ago. it kicked ass. we had chinese food and played video games all night. and they finally got to meet adrienne, which turned out better than i thought it would. although she was a bit shy and nervous that they wouldn't approve of a 'white devil woman' curropting me, an innocent little asian boy, but i knew they wouldn't really care. i also got ron to install jedi kights 3, and a copy of conan obrien's 10th anniversary special. fuck yeah.

-has anyone seen that new ludacris video?? holy god does it own, dude brahs.

-they should make male bras, but call em' dude brahs. feh. that sucked.

-does anyone else cheat like a mofo as soon as he/she gets a brand new game?

-does anyone else notice that this post is getting very thin?

-yeah.

ps i have a crush on my roomate.

Wed, 24 Sep 2003 02:38:53 GMT

a fantastic specimen indeed

it likes shrimp puffs and rice